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Urban Dictionary "biner"

Postby self-deleted_user » Jul 1, 2011 4:56 pm

The sentence help for the 'biner definition amused me...

"ooh, look at my biner! i climb at the ymca. i don't know what limestone is."
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Re: Urban Dictionary "biner"

Postby muddyface » Jul 2, 2011 2:33 pm

Oh those silly posers, though according to some rock climbers I know they don't lead limestone since protection doesn't hold well in soft rock, and they don't quite understand why we don't really care for things like granite or dolomite. Just don't look up caving or spelunking on urban dictionary, you'll get lots of nasty things, except somewhere in there is a definition of spelunk being the sound a careless spelunker makes when they fall into a pool.
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Re: Urban Dictionary "biner"

Postby Chads93GT » Jul 2, 2011 2:37 pm

I have mastered a way of falling so that the noise I make is Kerplunk. No one is offended by that I hope ;)
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Re: Urban Dictionary "biner"

Postby Cavemud » Jul 2, 2011 5:54 pm

Chads93GT wrote:I have mastered a way of falling so that the noise I make is Kerplunk. No one is offended by that I hope ;)

:big grin: That's because you're a Kerplunker!
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